Dieu sauve la reine du sandwich
Anybody that has been in melee chat recently is aware of the hot topic for debate: Sandwiches. Sandwiches are a complex political and nutritional issue that affects everybody on an almost-daily basis and so it is important to have structure and consistency in our sandwich beliefs. Because of this, I have decided to outline the beliefs of sandwich conservatives and why they are better than sandwich liberalism.
Sandwich conservatism is the idea that sandwiches in their natural form are perfect and do not need to be expanded upon, and that those who do not align with sandwich conservatism are welcome to go away and form their own sandwich-based political party. Conservatives are strongly encouraged to utilise the wide and diverse choice of savoury ingredients available to them and to ignore the temptations of heathenistic ingredients.
It is also a belief of conservatives that all sandwiches should contain meat, or at the very least cheese and that sandwiches that contain only vegetarian ingredients are reserved for those with questionable masculinity.
Below is an image detailing the diverse and multi-ethnic propensity of a sandwich based society: